Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 01, 2016

Silence of the penguin.

She’s gonna eat him alive

Salute to Hannibal??

Ripple

Maybe the other person on the phone is a walrus.

Now, I’ve watched these nature documentaries on the cable where there are some species of frogs in the Amazon which when you lick the slime off their toes you are transported to a hallucinogenic Neverland. I realize that penguins are not amphibians but Opus got me as he ponders his tubby long waisted self and stubby toes.

While I am not into a puffin (that was another chapter in this documentary) I’d like to suck the slime off that penguin’s toe.

Out of scientific curiosity, of course.

Ut oh, now he’s on the menu. Run Opus run.

Drag the Magic Puffin……..

Uh-oh.Hang up, Opus. And when “Sweet Cheeks” arrives at the door (no thanks to Milo giving her the address,) say that Ernie was killed by a blimp.

Hey, it worked before with the turnip-twaddler fiasco.

Not Ernie needs to get serious about his non-Ernieness, before he becomes filet of penguin au jus….

What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

What?

Did I stutter??

One man’s pigeon is another’s poison.

It takes years in Japan to train a chef, so skilled with “The Knife”, to be able to slice impeccable fillets from the butt cheeks of a penguin.

Failure to abide by those principles, usually results in uncontrolled flatulence.

Personally, if I were to be subjected to having my butt cheeks filleted, I would bear down and let ’er rip.

where can I find the calvin and hobbes strips