Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 07, 2016

They’re just cowering.

(what goes in one end – must go out the otherside)“Oh my, look! They have left behind gifts!”

I think you’re pasture intended destination, guys.

A touch of trump

Just wait until you step on their welcome mat.

Care for a cow pie?

Ooh, look, walking cucumbers! That’ll be so much tastier than this grass!

Later that night came the tipping point in cow, alien relations.

Ahhhhh, Hilliary has landed!

I think they can milk this for a lot of reverence.

Udder worldly

Flip a coin to select the distinctive cow to carve up. We can drop the entrails on Roswell on the way home.

they shouldn’t try to ship one in close quarters they can be explosive click to make big to read the story