Fred Basset by Alex Graham for September 12, 2010
September 11, 2010
September 13, 2010
Transcript:
Oh- good morning, vicar, Um- fancy bumping into you- Er- I'm afraid I won't make it to church this morning. I've, er, been called into work for an emergency meeting... And these, oh yes- these I'm taking in four- er, repair... The golf club is on the way to the, er, office, you see... So I thought I'd... Um... He's really dug himself into a hole!
bubbabassett over 13 years ago
You’re right, Fred – you aren’t the only one who digs holes!
norma58 over 13 years ago
give a man a shovel and he is sure to dig a big hole, then… hand it to his wife and she will bury him, but not before taking his credit card-hahaha
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Your thoughts say it all Fred.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Nicely said norma.
Oakwood13 over 13 years ago
I didn’t know that you have to give an excuse not to go to church. I must owe about 5,000 of them by now.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Er, Vic, I’m going to a new church, the church of the links. We endless search for the true way and curse loudly when His will is not done. Oh, you’ve been there. Noon tee time?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Er, Vic, I’m going to a new church, the church of the links. We endless search for the true way and curse loudly when His will is not done. Oh, you’ve been there. Noon tee time?
persil over 13 years ago
He sure dug his grave deep.
Simon_Jester over 13 years ago
When it comes to telling whoppers, this guy’s no Andy Capp
musicaltoast over 13 years ago
Uh oh. Time to save the day Fred. Bite the Vicar’s leg!
MittensRhino over 13 years ago
Fred go over there and give me a swift nip on the ankle for lying