Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 09, 2016

When couples get twin beds.

i might have had the same dream, i woke up with my blanket wrapped around my head

Interesting that Calvin’s imagination is so powerful that he beats himself up in his sleep believing his stuffed tiger did it. Future leaders, take note!

Hey Hobbes, blame the monsters under the bed… They attacked and you had to fight them off. If it hadn’t been for you, Calvin would have just been a midnight snack.

Well, I guess the cat’s out of the bed.

Nincompoop, hihi!I dreamed, I had to arrange a feast for the whole family, there was so much cooking, I couldn’t get ready with it and I came into enormous stress, by luck I awoke there….

Nah, de-clawing Hobbes may really strain their friendship. I wonder how many times poor Calvin get’s a beating every time Hobbes dreams of a fight. Dreams can become very dangerous. I woke up one morning on the floor, though I can’t remember what the dream was about. I think it was a car crash.

I roll around around a lot in my sleep. My sleep status, though, is not half as bad as my cousin…who SLEEPWALKS.

LOL!

My hubby woke me one night acting strange. He was laying on his back and jerking and making odd noises. I was concerned and reached over and touched his shoulder. Next thing I knew I was picking myself up off the floor after bouncing off the wall. He told me he was dreaming about kung fu fighting.

Sleepwalking can be dangerous!!

Having recently seen Alien, I had a horrible dream in which the alien had plastered itself onto half my face. I finally woke up and couldn’t feel my face! I had fallen asleep on the sofa and the way I was lying, the skin on my face fell asleep and turned into an “alien.” Pins and needles feelings were a great relief.

This further confess the mystery of whether Hobbes is real or only a toy. Or does Calvin only imagine the cuts and scratches? Gotta love the good old cartoon bandage that appears by itself.

A French guy told a story once about when he dreamed he was a spider making a web. He woke up and found brown “web” around him.

I guess they put up a fight.

Locked!

Rough night there Calvin?

Maybe some nice hot chocolate for Hobbes before bedtime would help.

Apparently Hobbes survived yesterday’s surgery…

Sorry Jordan, I hope this doesn’t jinx you…

Late one night, Dad heard the kitchen door to the rear lawn close.,He went to the door’s window, and saw my middle sister swinging on the swing.He went over to her and gently led her back to her bed.. he knew she was sleepswinging.

Between the facial expressions and the “nincompoop” utterance, this one made me laugh.

Indeed … interesting dream stories, all. Thanks for sharing.

Hey Mom, you “must remove tags before giving toy to child.” Sure it kills the resale value, but I doubt Hobbes is a Beanie Baby.