Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2016
Transcript:
"Angry Bob was angry. 'There are so many ways to die in this world.' thought Angry Bob. 'And I do not want to die.' So Angry Bob attended a safety seminar at his local fire department and learned about various fire dangers. Like not cleaning your dryers lint screen. And so Bob went home and dutifully cleaned his lint screen. And went to sleep happy. And that night, the discarded lint re-formed itself into Lintzilla. And suffocated Bob in his sleep." Rat: 'So never clean your lint screen.' Goat: Do not tell people that. Pig: There are so many ways to die!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Be happy Pig, you will be reincarnated as bacon.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
There was once a comic strip called “Unpleasant Ways to Die.” It was truly funny.:Oddly, Lintzilla wasn’t anywhere in it.
Phatts about 8 years ago
this is why I flush the lint!
jackhs about 8 years ago
Lame.
æ² about 8 years ago
And Bob went to the Heaven of Missing Socks.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Nice suggestion… in his eyes of course. I wonder what he gets out of it.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
We’ll meet our expiration date with dignity and a knowing smile. Excellint!
Bilan about 8 years ago
There are fates worse than death for comic characters,like being the liner in a bird cage.
dadoctah about 8 years ago
I leave the lint on top of the back wall of my property. This time of year, birds are looking for stuff to build nests out of.
Ida No about 8 years ago
Did you know that newspaper ink is carcinogenic?Or that radiation from electronic monitor screens causes brain damage?Comics kill. Don’t read comics.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Well Stephan no more Angry Bob to write about….Next time burn the lint in a wood burner !
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
My Grandfather knew for years the exact day he was going to die…..the judge told him. I’m here all week…don’t forget to tip the waitresses.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Has anyone ever noticed that she. rat writes his stories, he’s always covered in ink despite no evidence of erasing?
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Lintzilla…that cracked me up!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
There is actually a story, I read, that was along these lines. I was lint or a rag or a combination of both. It wasn’t from a lint collector though.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
I thought Lint ended on Easter….
whiteheron about 8 years ago
I wonder how many people have actually cleaned the dryer exhaust pipe from the dryer to outdoors…..That holds an awful lot of lint …
Kaputnik about 8 years ago
And then Lintzilla joined forces with Annie Mae, the sea anemone and went after the Crocs.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
And this is why I don’t clean my belly button!
mail2jbl about 8 years ago
Dumb ways to die…so many dumb ways to die…
MattP1208 about 8 years ago
So that’s what angry bob looks like
rlomicka about 8 years ago
Bob has no hair on the back of his head – he looks odd – almost like its the front of his head without the face
A_NY_Outlaw about 8 years ago
this should be a lesson to all… Never piss off the lint monster.
catzilla23 about 8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jwDumb ways to die
zeexenon about 8 years ago
Don’t tell your tween boys that it burns like steel wool.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 8 years ago
Don’t tell Bob about that show 10,000 ways to Die.
dalbeast about 8 years ago
Dumb Ways to Die so many dumb ways to die
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Tell you what, Cartoon-Boy. I’ll give you 25 bucks for the film rights to your character Lintzilla, and a 0.5% share of the profits (as calculated by my accountants)…. Whaddya say?
ulomz about 8 years ago
I think I’ll offer him an ‘angrybob.com’ deal if it doesn’t exist already. Plus, I actually laughed at this.
Sounds like some anxiety-ridden-OCD personality, of sorts.
Too funny.Stephan Pastis should not be contracted to do a Health & Safety series..
nopainogain about 8 years ago
angry Bob isn’t as fun as triathlon Bob
alantain 7 months ago
Especially in this comic!