Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 20, 2016

Man, she’s got a way to go before it’s equal to my room….I can stack dishes higher than that by the side of the bed…She’s not even trying….

Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!….The color guy painted the bed sock blue!…Aaaahhhhh…..

I’d be sloth if I didn’t point that there are two socks on the bed…..now that I look at it….

“Progress Report: I have just almost picked up my very first speck of dust for the day!”

Putting the other six Deadly Sins on the back burner for the time being.

Are Sloth ’s old age older than Tortoises?They are pretty slow, also!Except for my AM workout…none.

As soon as the path to the door is blocked, my room gets cleaned.

Is it any wonder Danae is so dismal in her thinking? Notice her immediate environment.

Get Superlative Girl from 9 Chickweed Lane to help.

The sloth is both unhurried,And affects a fearsome frown.This is not because he’s worried,But because he’s upside down.If the passerby inverts him,It is patent in a whileThat the strange position hurts him:For the sloth begins to smile.

Looks like our middle daughter’s room. She grew up to be a dreadful neat-nik.

What happened? Did evolution go in reverse for Danae? Or is it a conspiracy of silly ‘creationists’? Lets ask Lucy. Her ‘big’ sister has one crazy imagination. Or is it just the common name some adults give to kids; just in fun of course.

That lamp is a fine touch – not partial to bed lamps myself, but that’s one I could live with.

No wonder I have such an affinity for Danae…Came across an old report card from the eighth grade…My favorite teacher said…“Charlie never finishes anything…and he talks too much”There are lots of us like that….

Not what you think ,I tend to be a neat freak…When I get around to it….

looks like my 3 daughters rooms back when they were growing up. I always told them that they would have kids just like them.. Now they all have kids of their own, 1 has 3 boys under 5, 1 has a 17 year old boy and a 14 year old girl, 1 has 1 son, right in the terrible 2’s. Now when they call they always say, dad, stop laughing , I get it already

evicted a guy who was living in one of our houses because he stopped paying rent. When we went in to clean up discovered 1 year worth of garbage that he had never gotten rid of. He stopped paying electric and we discovered very rotten food in the frig. And he smoked, my god did he smoke. About 1 pack per day, . And bags full of cig butts, everywhere. Walls and ceilings stained with smoke, and my god did it stink. Had to have the entire house repainted. 2 coats of the primer that kills odors got rid of the stink.We had 4 houses that we had been renting out, but after that experience we just put them all up for sale. No problems finding buyers back then.Which was a big reason why we were always after our kids to clean their rooms.

vacuuming is hard work…..the thing doesn’t move around by itself, you know.

The lamps have bled over from the Gravesytes, the family’s alter egos.

Is that a Dyson Ball on that Vacuum cleaner?

Hey, she plugged in the vacuum, didn’t she?

“How come I can never find a clean glass in the cabinet anymore?”

“Because they’re all on the floor in Danae’s room, Daddy.”