February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Calvin, your Mom is the first — but not last — woman you will refer to “As She Who Must Be Obeyed.”
Yeh, for some reason that never seems to work.
Well, Mom got him as far as the sidewalk. Let’s see what happens tomorrow….
As I tell my nephew, moms trump all
And that’s why you go to school. So you can learn to think.
But Calvin, April vacation is in just a few short weeks!
Always happened to me.
You need to work on that Jedi mind trick if you ever want it to work.
Mom thinks, therefore, you are.
Rats? That’s Charlie Brown’s line!
Too bad Calvin doesn’t live in Chicago.
Look at what came across my Facebook news feed this morning.
My mom was like this. I remember my older sister telling me. “Don’t fight her; she’s going to win. Take a dive in the first round. It’s a lot easier than slugging it out for 15.”
Poor Calvin, you think 1+1=3. What you think is invalid.
That didn’t work for me either, Calvin. But my mother wasn’t so calm about it. I learned some new swear words that morning.
Mom is the winner!!
How did Calvin turn from a 6 year old to a teenager overnight?
xxx
I think you do.
Think and know… completely different.
mom just got april fool’d
I’m confused. Are these all just reruns??
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Calvin, your Mom is the first — but not last — woman you will refer to “As She Who Must Be Obeyed.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Yeh, for some reason that never seems to work.
Farside99 about 8 years ago
Well, Mom got him as far as the sidewalk. Let’s see what happens tomorrow….
josh_bisbee about 8 years ago
As I tell my nephew, moms trump all
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
And that’s why you go to school. So you can learn to think.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
But Calvin, April vacation is in just a few short weeks!
tom about 8 years ago
Always happened to me.
GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago
You need to work on that Jedi mind trick if you ever want it to work.
YippiKiAyMofo about 8 years ago
Mom thinks, therefore, you are.
ThumperMcDuff about 8 years ago
Rats? That’s Charlie Brown’s line!
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
Too bad Calvin doesn’t live in Chicago.
Happy, happy, happy!!! about 8 years ago
Look at what came across my Facebook news feed this morning.
dflak about 8 years ago
My mom was like this. I remember my older sister telling me. “Don’t fight her; she’s going to win. Take a dive in the first round. It’s a lot easier than slugging it out for 15.”
jim_pem about 8 years ago
Poor Calvin, you think 1+1=3. What you think is invalid.
Pthhht! about 8 years ago
That didn’t work for me either, Calvin. But my mother wasn’t so calm about it. I learned some new swear words that morning.
rentier about 8 years ago
Mom is the winner!!
Number Three about 8 years ago
How did Calvin turn from a 6 year old to a teenager overnight?
xxx
Susie Derkins :D about 8 years ago
I think you do.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member about 8 years ago
Think and know… completely different.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover about 8 years ago
mom just got april fool’d
HaileyTWFan almost 8 years ago
I’m confused. Are these all just reruns??