The Church of Moebius thus conducts their worship. As initiates, they learn to contort their bodies into human Moebius strips. At death, the others contort the deceased into a unique no-sided configuration, and thus send him to a higher dimension. If you don’t believe me, it’s all there in Martin Gardner’s “The No-Sided Professor.”
dadoctah about 8 years ago
Three cheers for religious freedom.
pumaman about 8 years ago
Makes as much sense as any other religious ritual.
Linguist about 8 years ago
But can this theology stand the test of time ?
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 8 years ago
I’m in the Witness Protection Plan (I don’t answer the door)
Kentucky Ken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Amen.
emptc12 about 8 years ago
The Church of Moebius thus conducts their worship. As initiates, they learn to contort their bodies into human Moebius strips. At death, the others contort the deceased into a unique no-sided configuration, and thus send him to a higher dimension. If you don’t believe me, it’s all there in Martin Gardner’s “The No-Sided Professor.”
boonatron Premium Member about 8 years ago
I did’nt say “SIMON SAYS”
Vet Premium Member about 8 years ago
Another twerking church…….
ckham about 8 years ago
Church of the SubGenius?