Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 06, 2016

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So, I've been thinking about surgery to enlarge my penis. Why, it's fine. No, I mean like... I wanted so big that it could be used as a banana-boat. I'm not using your penis as a boat, and the children certainly aren't. I see. Would you excuse me? I need to make a phone call.