Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    Why not Goat? Humans eat you.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    It’s Elmer Fudd’s worst nightmare!

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, anyone, when it comes to the man-eating rabbit(s)?

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    AZPhinFan  about 8 years ago

    Night of the Lepus II

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    blunebottle  about 8 years ago

    I WANT THAT APP!

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    Proginoskes  about 8 years ago

    I’d buy that app …

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    legaleagle48  about 8 years ago

    Rat has a point. ARE CEOs human?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Rat for president 2016!

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    cdgar  about 8 years ago

    Love Pig’s comment. A new fee to me.

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    Pocosdad  about 8 years ago

    Lapins lappin’.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Hop to it, Rat.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago

    If such an app existed CEO’s would be rare indeed or maybe medium rare:>)

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    Anters55  about 8 years ago

    Freakin’ hilarious, Stephan! Love it!

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    Oge  about 8 years ago

    Even after I die my bank will charge me $50 to transfer the money to the state uncollected funds account.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Great toon!

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 8 years ago

    By the way, my Credit Union doesn’t charge a bunch of crazy fees, and what they do charge- well, as a member I’m also a stock holder. If you’re still using a bank, you got no one to blame but yourself.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 8 years ago

    Well at least the CEO is as ‘fee’ as a bird.

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    nosirrom  about 8 years ago

    You know what would be a really great app?A “Telemarketer Doomsday App”When ever you get one of those annoying calls you could launch the app and it would find its way back to their system. It would take over their OS lurking in the background until they have run a backup and then erase their files (I mean erase not delete) and then fry the electronics.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago

    My bank does not charge an ATM fee, anywhere, anytime. Technically, they absorb the fees from foreign ATMs, but it’s all the same to me. No fees! And, no, there is no monthly fee, either.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I hope the bunnies don’t perish from consumption.

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    ziggman14304  about 8 years ago

    Don’t be giving them ideas!

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    RACerri32  about 8 years ago

    I want the "Holy Hand Grenade concession !

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 8 years ago

    pig’s got it right – the bank’s would then charge you a ceo consumption fee.JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!!great one mr. pastis

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    knight1192a  about 8 years ago

    And the banks have everything covered.

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    rgcviper  about 8 years ago

    A valid app, Rat, but imagine if the animals in question were even more vicious.

    Werewolves, lions, vampire nuclear ninja bunnies … the list goes on!

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    kaffekup   about 8 years ago

    When we closed out of BofA, they wanted to know why. I told my wife she should have said, “We’re tired of doing business with a bank whose CEO makes 400 times what you make.”

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Gee, the bank sure came up with that new CEO Consumption Fee awesomely fast after the App Bunnies did their gruesome work! Why am I not surprised?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

    BUNNY!

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    googonite  about 8 years ago

    Pigs comment in the last panel made my smile turn into a laugh. Good one Stephan.

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    route66paul  about 8 years ago

    Sounds like Wells Fargo. I had free checkin g for over 10 years, it was supposed to be lifetime. I was imformed that I had to keep a $5000 balance if I wanted it to continue to be free.

    That was not what I was promised, I will never deal with them again.

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    glowing-steak32  about 8 years ago

    It dresses you up as a carrot first.

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    An app is not enough.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  almost 6 years ago

    mah god, a fee! where is my Suspicious Looking Egg?

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    Remystified  over 2 years ago

    the c.e.o IS a vegetable

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    alantain  7 months ago

    Carnivorous rabbits would be much cuter than zombies. Much scarier, though. At least zombies don’t reproduce like bunnies.

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