Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 26, 2016

That’s where the keep the spares.

Imagine the ladies room that Pigita is going to use.

Today’s background music: “Men” by Martin Mull.

Never saw that coming.

….and you’re a rat. So go somewhere else.

But why did he want to use the “bathroom”? Did rat really want to take a bath?

….they should come out of that closet….

In that case, I’m going to go check out the Ladies Dept at Macy’s.

Vonne Anton—they have come out of the closet and I think they should go back in. And PICTO; I am on my way to Bloomingdales right now! Thank You! :-)

Dorothy Parker pulled this same stunt when she was at the New Yorker. Instead of her name on the office door, she arranged to have the word “Men” painted there. Said she got a lot of visitors, but they all seemed to be in a hurry.

Watch out for the transgender ones!

They’re a little closer in Canada, with “washroom”

@Lassie1..preaching to the choir here sister. A half decent one is like a 4 leaf clover, hard to find.

Except in Quebec — toilet.

Go find the sign that reads ‘wet floor’, and do so.

It’s the corporation’s Male Room.

That looks like the washroom here where I work, since they have jammed in so many more people on the floor than the place was designed for.

How did he open the door?

“It’s Raining Men. Hallelujah it’s Raining Men”

Sorry.xxx

Yup. You can’t handle the truth, Rat!

where have all the young men gone…

oooh.. where is this room?

I am told I interpret signs too literally. For example, “Caution: Wet Floor”. What if I don’t feel like wetting the floor? Similarly, “Void Where Prohibited”. What if I don’t have to go?

Most womens’bathrooms in theaters are full of women.

Very Pythonesque.