Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for February 08, 2016

P2: Tru dat.

I bet that girl doing the zombie shuffle is going to apply for the job.

Maybe they should hire someone whose printing is a little more legible. That looks like it’s six feet underwater.

I can’t recall any guy refusing to date a girl on the grounds that her sense of humor was too good. “Geez, she’s super hot, but she’s just too funny to go out with.”

Maxwell is about to get a pocket full of coffee in P1. The Copywrite Cafe needs to hire Sign Man while they’re looking for help. Menzie is so bored with this conversation and this storyline she’s trying to gnaw her paw off to escape in P3.

I notice he didn’t mention that she is pretty.

Maxx would have alot more cred if he cocked his pinky finger in P.1.Excruciating super bowl last night!

In other words, Max, you’re in like Flynn

P1- “Girls like me don’t get asked out.” P3- Maybe it’s Mabelline.

In all reality , I’m back and see I haven’t missed much except for your comments .

Have we actually seen any evidence that Kenzie is smart? I mean blocking the lane and learning to shoot granny style are not particularly intellectually taxing.

Kaz Held Hostage: Day 107.

The coffee cup likes her.

1st date: Rocky Horror show! Ta ta ta ta touch me, I want to be diiiirteeee.

Tell her Max – Put out or get out!

Keeping with the MUT theme and also with the day time TV vein the strip has been in lately: “That’s Palmolive in your cup……… you’ve been soaking in it.”

I hope you’re not talking about Menzie there, Ellis.Dammit – how long are they going to be in the stupid Copyright Café©? I can’t keep coming up with slogans and sayings forever.I’m not buying Menzie’s complaints. If nobody has ever asked her out, how does she know why they don’t ask her out? Other than the “intimidated by her height and bulging biceps,” the rest are just excuses she made up. And speaking of bulging, I am bulging with pride about today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

I made a comment recently that (sarcasm→) if a woman isn’t twirling her hair and giggling at your bad jokes she’s a lesbian. (<-sarcasm).Though I haven’t seen much evidence of KenZ’s jocularity, she sort of has a point. She’s allowed to be funny so long as she acts like she thinks the guys are equally funny. (Which shouldn’t be very hard in her case.)

don’t forget hand picked by Juan Valdez, nothin’s as lovin as something in the oven, and nobody doesn’t like Kenzie Lee.

In memory of Soupy Sales P-3: Don’t point that at me, it has a nail on it! P-2: Is that girl wearing a but pack? P-1: Max seems to be holding the cup with his thumb, the other fingers are resting on the cup, not through the cup’s ear. also P-1: shouldn’t there be a period after me? and P-3: are those caterpillars on her eye lids?

@lukebunkin: Congrats, the defense was beautiful, the offense looked like the Detroit Lions before Megatron and Staford, playing not to lose not trying to score.

yeah, went crying off like a LITTLE BABY, GIVE ME MY TOY BACK! I thought a few months ago, after PEYTON retired, I could maybe follow the Panthers and Cam. These past couple of weeks with all the “dissing” on PEYTON and all the CAM the GOD really turned me off, and then, his attitude at the press conference after, really showed a poor loser! Although, Peyton said Cam was really nice to him after, and they had a nice talk, so I will give Cam credit for that! But then again, Cam will NEVER BE A PEYTON MANNING!