Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 23, 2016
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Transcript:
Good news, Mister President. We've created a new breed of Homo sapiens who are so dumb they will skew the arithmetic mean of the entire nation! Ha! My educational goal is officially met! 75% of children now above average IQ
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Grades began to improve when the bell curve was modified to center on average and throw out the outliers as non-representative.The system works!
Ida No over 8 years ago
No need to invent a new species. Just let the adults continue watching reality TV and their children will by default be smarter than them.
Cozmik Cowboy over 8 years ago
Old news. In lake Wobegone, they’ve all been above average for decades.
Cozmik Cowboy over 8 years ago
Old news. In lake Wobegone, they’ve all been above average for decades.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you didn’t catch on that this can only mean that the adults have become abysmally stupid, you’re… well, one of them.
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
He’s acting like that’s something new. That breed of homo sapiens has been around for decades. They’re called politicians.
braindead Premium Member over 8 years ago
And No Child Was Left Behind — It was a (Houston) miracle.
glynis37 over 8 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “above median I.Q.”? Or is that another layer of the joke?