Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 04, 2016
February 03, 2016
February 05, 2016
Transcript:
Caulfield: You have a better chance of being struck by lightning than you do of winning the lottery jackpot, but, if either one happens, an identical chance of wetting your pants. Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield, honestly. You're just making up facts. Caulfield: If people couldn't make up the facts they wanted, we wouldn't have a lottery. Frazz: I bet.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 8 years ago
I see a brilliant and lucrative career at FOX News.
Varnes about 8 years ago
Darsan, right out of the chute, you got the comment everybody else wanted to make…If (some people) couldn’t make up facts, they would have no reality to deal with, would they?….It works for the blond twits, on Fox News that just happen to be Foxes….Foxies? Like Jihadi Hotties?…..Anybody want to buy some gold, because you’re paranoid?
rshive about 8 years ago
Be nice to your local Mafia don. He gives you better odds than the state lottery. Plus guarantee of payment.
peter about 8 years ago
Two punchlines for the price of one! :D
nosirrom about 8 years ago
And if politicians couldn’t make up facts they wouldn’t have a platform.
magicwalnut Premium Member about 8 years ago
…nor would we have Donald Trump…
bob Premium Member about 8 years ago
Or politics in general
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
If i hit the lottery, i will wet my pants.100%
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house!
Mary McNeil Premium Member about 8 years ago
If you’re making ‘em up, they aren’t facts.
smoore47 about 8 years ago
The “facts” are the numbers you select and hope they are the winninglottery numbers.
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Bravo! Well done!