Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 23, 2010

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    Sigh! One of the good things about being a superhero was how simple, black-and-white, things were! No lawyers!

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    ksoskins  over 13 years ago

    Yeah, you’re right, back when comics were in black and white, things were better. Then they introduced color and everything went downhill. The same thing happened when they added color to television. You may have discovered a universal truth.

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    wascherer  over 13 years ago

    The caped guy needs to drop the lawyer and pick up the sky diver

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    wascherer  over 13 years ago

    What do they call a bus full of Lawyers at the bottom of the lake? A GOOD START

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    madKanga  over 13 years ago

    @The Sheik - yes, these days there only needs to one good thing about a product - two would be overdoing it. So do not expect colour and a good program. Thank heaven Wiley’s originals are in B & W

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    colt380  over 13 years ago

    That is the only kind of “golden parachutes” they should be handing out

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    ses1066  over 13 years ago

    Anyone see “The Incredibles”? The issue of super-heros and litigation was very well done with a very wry twist indeed.

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    twj0729  over 13 years ago

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a bottom dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger…the other one’s a fish!

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    WaitingMan  over 13 years ago

    Like I’ve said before, everyone dumps on lawyers until they actually need one.

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    Potrzebie  over 13 years ago

    Will obviousman and suprefluous boy be waiting on the ground for him too? Wasn’t there a redundant woman too?

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    I believe the litigator is protecting the super hero from being sued. Lead shield to the kryptonite of a suit. One up on the Watchmen.

    Daredevil was also a lawyer by day. That may have been his real handicap.

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    CliffG.I.Woes  over 13 years ago

    And I bet the truck won’t be there to pick him up.

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    Logicman  over 13 years ago

    a little sharper …. huh???? Am I missing something?

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    N.D.Pendent  over 13 years ago

    WaitingMan said, about 2 hours ago Like I’ve said before, everyone dumps on lawyers until they actually need one.

    You only need one because of the other 10 million out there

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    dfowensby  over 13 years ago

    let’s see: lawyers in the courtroom, the judge is a lawyer, the appellates are lawyers, the supremes are lawyers, nearly all the senate and house are lawyers, and the president is a lawyer. the three branches of government are all run by lawyers.

    We’re screwed.

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    MatureCanadian  over 13 years ago

    Wiley, this one goes amongst my very favourites. Love it when you nail lawyers so accurately. Thanks.

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    Cmlbx  over 13 years ago

    There are only 3 lawyer jokes, all the rest are simple truths.

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    treered  over 13 years ago

    a Little Sharper U/Logicman, one is for fishing the other is a comic/movie, me thinks both youse guys is having a good laugh right about now….. and if no one wants Jennifer…

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    oneoldhat  over 13 years ago

    see movie ” incredibles”

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    hurleynan  over 13 years ago

    so a guy walks in a bar and shouts “all lawyers are a**holes !” a man at the bar says “i resent that” the guy says. “why ? are you a lawyer” “no” the other guy says “i’m an a**hole”

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    dflak  over 13 years ago

    Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. Nobody likes them. Everyone hopes they never have to use them, but you have to have yours because the other guy has his.

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    KEA  over 13 years ago

    Who defends our freedoms? Lawyers.

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    worldisacomic  over 13 years ago

    Obviously Waitingman is waiting for an ambulance to drive by!

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    worldisacomic  over 13 years ago

    Who takes our freedoms away?……scumbag lawyers!

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    bmel4185 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Ah yes. Attorneys … everyone seems to not like them, but then it seems they ELECT them to ru”i”n the country. Go figure!

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    bossyheifer  over 13 years ago

    No thanks, I’ll just plummet to my death

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    reynard61  over 13 years ago

    Potrzebie said: “Will obviousman and suprefluous boy be waiting on the ground for him too? Wasn’t there a redundant woman too?”

    Actually, there were two redundant womans(?!), but one had to be let go because she was…well…redundant.

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    God particle  over 13 years ago

    Two years ago. I was the skydiver in the picture. After I became a lawn dart (skdiver that smites the earth too hard & leaves a divot) I was told I didn’t sign all the releases. I still didnt sue but I was really hur bad and still have lots of pain. Imagine my surprise when, on my 55th birthday,you run this comic. Thanks, you made my whole family laugh and my birthday hilarious!

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