Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2010

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    GreenJade  over 13 years ago

    Don’t worry, it’s fireproof.

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Love it…

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    Sisyphos  over 13 years ago

    –An inspiration to us all (me excepted, of course)!

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago

    :”Hold my beer and watch this…”

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    ksoskins  over 13 years ago

    The best tombstone is engraved “Pull My Finger”. It makes me speculate about open flames and methane flares.

    Oh, the humanity!
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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    A lot of Darwin Award winners buried there …

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    Basqueian  over 13 years ago

    Or, the one from yesterday, “Okay, it’s a bet”

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    Look maw…no hands!

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 13 years ago

    Sorry, don’t get the cartoon at all.

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    yyyguy  over 13 years ago

    here lies sherriff Wild Bill Hennessey, who shot it out with four horse thieves, and killed three of them.

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    willikiii  over 13 years ago

    Alternate name:

    “Cemetery for ‘Darwin Award’ winners.”

    Hey keenanthe…, you may wish to seek another profession! Librarian is NOT your calling!

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    On the men’s side: “The speedometer says 120 for a reason!”

    On the women’s side: “Seat belts wrinkle my dress.”

    Bill Ewing, I am hoping that keenanthelibrarian said that with tongue firmly implanted in cheek.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 13 years ago

    I’m enjoying this quite a bit this morning! :)

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    wicky  over 13 years ago

    If you think thats bad, wait till you see the “women-only” cemetery.

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    rmbdot  over 13 years ago

    “Beware the Ekert!”

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    till death do us part…

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    ZorkArg  over 13 years ago

    “Hey, watch this!”

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    AmyYardley  over 13 years ago

    “I had the right of way.”

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Came too late to read this… but did enjoy the comic and all but one comment…..

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    No sweat, I watched them do this on TV.

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    coot31  over 13 years ago

    “What’s this thing do?”

    “What could go wrong?”

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    LuckyDuck63  over 13 years ago

    Yes honey, those pants DO make you look fat…..

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago

    To add graveity to the comic, aren’t the stones too close together? Maybe they are all ashes………

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    Dirty-Charisma  over 13 years ago

    good one GoodQuestion

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “Betcha I can do this with my eyes closed.”

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    bloatedcoder  over 13 years ago

    This one arises from domestic abuse, courtesy of my felony court reporter wife, and happens too often to be funny…

    “But he loves me….”

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    GailRubin  over 13 years ago

    I’d add “Badges? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badges!” Today’s Non Sequitur is included in the growing Death Cartoon collection at The Family Plot Blog! Check out all 42: http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

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    cmugnier  over 13 years ago

    Woke up in the car once and said, “Good grief! How fast are we going?” Son said “130.” I said, “WHAT? The speedometer only goes to 110!” Reply: “I know, I just counted the clicks to the speed control after that.”

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    magnamax  over 13 years ago

    That life-vest is too hot. No way that train will beat me. I’m ready to pack my ‘chute-just hand me another beer. Safety ropes are for sissies. Just a gray hound. Yuk yuk yu— Two prong plug? Just break the ground pin off. Who reads instructions? I told her her sister was foxy. I’ll fire up a joint. I can drive with my knees. and on, and on, an–

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    treered  over 13 years ago

    GoodQuestion said: To add graveity to the comic, aren’t the stones too close together? Maybe they are all ashes………

    I’ll burn in hell for this: the Japanese Edition…

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    blackman2732  over 13 years ago

    “Here, I’ll show ya.”

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    Timothy Adams Premium Member over 13 years ago

    No I DON’T need to unplug it!

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    Potrzebie  over 13 years ago

    “women really love it when you do…”

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    Robboh  over 13 years ago

    Suzhensuzhen: great epitaph!

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    Mythreesons  over 13 years ago

    Everyone is in good form today. One of the very few times the comments are funnier than the comic!

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    Kevin Parker Premium Member over 13 years ago

    A bunch of journalists had a contest for “Journalists’ cliché you would least like to have in the news of your death.” One school of thought went for “horrified onlookers” and “still-smoking remains”… (but the winners were “no fixed address” and “foul odor”).

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    ses1066  over 13 years ago

    Yeah, I’m sure we can get these last 2 holes in before the rain!

    I won’t wear a helmet, I like to feel the wind through my hair!

    Let’s text Marsha to meet us at the Mall!

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    Kevin Parker Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Why does it say “Do Not Push”?

    They just put that there to keep the idiots out. It’s okay to go on through.

    Hey, I think that was a rattlesnake! (groping in the tall grass)

    Look, it’s about setting the record!

    For Most Popular Tombstone in the Men-Only Cemetery, I’d still vote for “Hold my beer and watch this!”

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    ububobu  over 13 years ago

    Here’s one to add to the list.

    http://www.gocomics.com/duplex/2009/07/05

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    sueinfl  over 13 years ago

    Nab, you forgot another woman’s….

    I FINALLY FOUND A WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM THAT WORKS…

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    Trebor39  over 13 years ago

    Artificial sweeteners are good for you.

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    Yakety Sax  over 13 years ago

    “My wife sent me over here to tell you goons to move your bikes NOW!”

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    cartoongrrl  over 13 years ago

    Who needs directions? We can get there ourselves

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 13 years ago

    Hi Bill Ewing,

    Thanks for the advice.

    And cdward - you are perfectly correct; never thought I’d need to spell it out, though …

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    rmbdot  over 13 years ago

    “…he was as right, Dead Right, as the day is long…

    …but he was just as dead as though he’d been dead wrong.”

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    rmbdot  over 13 years ago

    “Alas for little Willy! We’ll not see Willy more!

    For what he thought was H2O - was H2SO4!”

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Shiek is right. “Pull my finger” is the best one. It’s so unexpected, that it’s actually comic relief for the other gags, that are already very funny…Thank you Mr. Miller. And the rest of you guys….hey, this is the best comment section ever….Here’s one, ” Shhh…what was tha………”

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Oh, yeah, and “The situation is deteriorating rapid…….”

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    ses1066  over 13 years ago

    While I know no one will be reading this by this time …

    “I’ll check that blinking red light after we land.”

    There are old pilots, there are bold pilots, but there are very few old bold pilots!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’m still reading, ses!

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    MatureCanadian  over 13 years ago

    I just came back to re-read these and to my delight there was even more than yesterday. Fabulous comments for a fabulous cartoon. Giggling all through the comment section. Thanks everybody.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    Why waste money on a professional when I can do it myself?

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    zev.farkas  over 13 years ago

    is everyone else getting the crazy penguins?

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