I wonder, does Arlene know about his son? The one that ran for President twice in the 80’s, once in the 90’s, and is now second billing to his former running mate, a penguin. The one that was dead for some months, and even worse, later had Trump’s brain in his body. The one that dated Jean Kirkpatrick, Cornelia Guest and Princess Diana, was married briefly to Socks Clinton (a male), and outed as a vegisexual. Could Arlene really handle being a step-mom to that?Here he is: http://www.gocomics.com/bloom-county/2015/12/29(Please excuse the fact that Jon [Jim Davis] gets Vader’s name wrong.)
I am waiting for when they have kittens together and then Arlene will make him kitten sit! Maybe the litter will have a lot of little Garfield’s in it. Now THAT would be fun, just not for Garfield.
Maybe it’s time for us to fix Arlene up with a real nice kitty car who might appreciate her better than Garfield does. Maybe Motley of Motley classics? He’d teach her how to shred the furniture, eat mice and birds and slash everyone who doesn’t do exactly what she wants.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
selfish and egotistical as always Garfield is
Nincompoop17 about 8 years ago
Darn it! I was hoping you wouldn’t show up.
trantor0815 about 8 years ago
No problem Arlene – I helped you with your diet so long :)
n8cwhite about 8 years ago
lol
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
“Selfish and egotistical as always Garfield is”-I’ll say! Heathcliff would never do a thing like that to Sonja!
bobbykeyes about 8 years ago
Garifield’s revenge on her discourtesy.
Rwill about 8 years ago
So he does like it.
Robert Allen about 8 years ago
I wonder, does Arlene know about his son? The one that ran for President twice in the 80’s, once in the 90’s, and is now second billing to his former running mate, a penguin. The one that was dead for some months, and even worse, later had Trump’s brain in his body. The one that dated Jean Kirkpatrick, Cornelia Guest and Princess Diana, was married briefly to Socks Clinton (a male), and outed as a vegisexual. Could Arlene really handle being a step-mom to that?Here he is: http://www.gocomics.com/bloom-county/2015/12/29(Please excuse the fact that Jon [Jim Davis] gets Vader’s name wrong.)
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 8 years ago
And.. it was more satisfying. now time for a nap
billswingle about 8 years ago
Should have seen that coming.
Numbnumb about 8 years ago
I am waiting for when they have kittens together and then Arlene will make him kitten sit! Maybe the litter will have a lot of little Garfield’s in it. Now THAT would be fun, just not for Garfield.
alondra about 8 years ago
Maybe it’s time for us to fix Arlene up with a real nice kitty car who might appreciate her better than Garfield does. Maybe Motley of Motley classics? He’d teach her how to shred the furniture, eat mice and birds and slash everyone who doesn’t do exactly what she wants.
Number Three about 8 years ago
A woman being late is a tradition. A man being late is just not on.
xxx
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
Such is being in a relationship with Garfield. She shouldn’t be surprised at all.
codycab about 8 years ago
WOW! He sure showed her.
chain gang charlie about 8 years ago
My sentiments completely…Probably why I was not too popular in High School…as if we cared….
Garfield over 6 years ago
She’s actually early, but I wouldn’t mind