Strange Brew by John Deering for January 05, 2016

Pillage Ho!

If you pillage first, there won’t be as much plunder. That will annoy your fellow Vikings and they’ll give you a painful reminder of the proper order.

Plunder always over pillage except for months that end in “y”!

“I’d hate to be pillaged.” -Kristy McNichol in The Pirate Movie

Pillage THEN burn.

Manhandle the village and return with some booty.

Hagar has a dilemma.

I checked if there might be a difference. Nope.

Part of my ancestry is Irish, so I have some Norse of course. They come for the plunder, they stayed for the women.

tomaytah tamahtah