There’s a car in my apartment complex I wish someone would blow away. Its alarm goes off at loud noises. If a car with a loud muffler goes by, the alarm goes off. If it thunders, the alarm goes off. Drives me batty.
Years ago when car alarms were a new thing usually found on high end vehicles….had pumped my gas and going in to pay….“STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR” I nearly jumped out of my skin while the jerk pumping his gas guffawed. I just glared.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Years ago SNL had a sketch where an alarm went off at 2AM. It was an ad plugging a laser gun. The guy in the ad blows the car away, it was hilarious.
neatslob Premium Member over 8 years ago
There’s a car in my apartment complex I wish someone would blow away. Its alarm goes off at loud noises. If a car with a loud muffler goes by, the alarm goes off. If it thunders, the alarm goes off. Drives me batty.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
One loud noise that probably wouldn’t set the alarm off… a stick of dynamite detonating underneath the car.
TymmeRMortis over 8 years ago
Yes, NeedaChuckle, you are refering to the Ronco Car Alarm Destabilizer.
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
sounds good. will it also muzzle loud dogs who won’t shut up?
Laynegg over 8 years ago
Years ago when car alarms were a new thing usually found on high end vehicles….had pumped my gas and going in to pay….“STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR” I nearly jumped out of my skin while the jerk pumping his gas guffawed. I just glared.