Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2016

Doing nothing is a luxury very few people can afford to pursue.

Just beat up Rat.

Is there anybody here who thought for a moment that DD’s passion would be anything different?

Hate Danny Donkey strips. Don’t know why, they just rub me the wrong way. same for Elly Elephant.

Rat’s characters speak with his voice and spout his excuse for philosophy.Shouting won’t help. Goat….

… I beg to differ.

Maybe being lazy isn’t a passion but drinking beer is.I should know.

LMAO!

And now Danny Donkey will have to get a job in order to buy more beer.

Retirement is my passion. Can’t wait to achieve it.

and so danny donkey sat back,and had another beer.

left out the part that said, “in peace and quiet”. Mission Accomplished

He’s going to miss that ass. She’s gone now.

I work very hard so I can hardly work

Sitting and drinking is multitasking, not lazy. If you made the beer yourself, you earned it.www.byo.com

there are a few people at work, that their passion is to be lazy at work and get paid for it. they are making personal calls all day. socialize with their work friends. eat 1 hour lunches. and complain that they have so much work to do, and not enough time to complete it. so many “smoke” breaks. this is probably why people say the american worker are so lazy and don’t deserve any respect.

sometimes honesty is not the best policy.

I want to work there, too.

… sure it is!

I don’t like beets.. I must be a Ghibelline.

Finally, a Danny Donkey strip. He’s my favorite.

Saw it was Danny Donkey and had to sit and savor the anticipation a minute or two before reading the strip. Always so good.

Goat = The Voice of Wisdomxxx

On the Britcom Keeping Up Appearances, a regular character named Onslow has made an art of being a beer-guzzling slacker. Danny Donkey would look up to him.

I wish people would stop being so judgmental about how other people want to spend their lives. If someone doesn’t want to climb mountains and zip line every weekend, who cares? Go outside and do your thing, and leave other people be.

So true. It’s a criminally undervalued art form.

How did I know that was going to be his passion?