Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2016

Will there be a second date?

“So, how’d your date go, Pig?”

“Depends.”

At least it wasn’t a brief date.

So which continents are number one and which are number two?

Where’s the baseball bat to Pastis head frame?

Only Pig. Get in the box, Pig.

His lack of sophistication leaked out…..

Did you know that the natives of the Interwebs Islands have over ninety words for the concept of an incontinent troll?

I always thought I was from North America. Then people started laying all this stuff on me about continental shelves and tectonic plates, saying Cuba is part of North America, etc..Turns out I was born, and lived the first ten years of my life, west of the San Andreas fault. So I’m not a native of North America at all.

Stephan, you are the greatest! You should have schooled the “Dinette Set” lady. That was never funny, just dumb!

The Monty python skit “The Marathon for Incontinent’s”

She misunderstood him, he is actually in coherent.

she is worth of date #2

Tell that to Stephan. He has a half-croc son.

As Pastis puns go this seems to be scraping the bottom…

smoooooth pig. she’s a keeper.

And this little piggie went wee-wee all the way home.

No man is an island, but some men are incontinent.

continental breakfast a cup of coffee and the hardest rolls ever baked( except maybe for dwarf bread on discworld)

Awkward!

xxx

I think he’s having a wee problem with his grammar…

That New Girl is either terribly sympathetic to Pig’s problem or highly sarcastic, buying him diapers! I suspect the latter, and applaud her for it! Pig is not yet ready for prime time dating….

Hahahahahahahaha

I guess that she’s not the first one to date a pig!!!