Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2016
January 05, 2016
January 07, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: Rip, I'm sure Breezy likes adventure as much as any naturally curly haired redhead. But sometimes she might rather snuggle by a warm fire with you and a bottle of wine. Rip Haywire: Did a villain tie us to the fire? Woman: No. Rip Haywire: Is the wine actually a Molotov cocktail? Woman: (Sigh.) Nope. Rip Haywire: I'm just not getting this mission objective. Woman: It's not... (sigh.)
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Breezy? Would you just kick him already?
Bill The Nuke over 8 years ago
@Bobarion, so she can fix him!
Bill The Nuke over 8 years ago
Rip, this mission is to keep Breezy.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I can’t figure out how Rip ever got a son.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Rip, think of it as taking on an octopus with flame-throwers for tentacles and propane for a heart.That’s pretty much what you’re being asked to do, here…Just like when Rip went to his first (and LAST!) “chick flick” with Cobra…