Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2016

That’s a diet I can follow.Also, I hate watermelon.

Surprised my sister never tried this. But then her sense of dieting is just as questionable. Can’t really get three times as much as everyone else and claim you’re trying to loose weight then blame everyone else for it not happening. Or better still, take a cereal bowl and round it over with ice cream then eat it with a baby spoon and claim that means you’re eating less.

The Pig Out Lite Diet?

They say the worst thing is yo-yo dieting. That’s where you eat food that looks like a yo-yo..Worst offender is Oreo cookies.

Tis still a See-Food -Diet…………….Control of the Pie-Hole is the key……………

Well…. There IS some logic there.

you’ll be fat as a hog!

Seems to defy a law of physics that you can eat a pound of donuts and gain three pounds!

Replace the donuts with cheetos and you’re on to something.

Eating “light” foods is not going to save your bacon, Pig.

What can I say?Pig is not too bright.But he is getting fatter….

And Leon is getting larger…

chips – potato, corn, etcwhipped creamcotton candythin mintscheese puffspuffed wheat – think sugar crisps cerealairheadscreme puffspeppermint meringuespeppermint puffsbon bonshow many of these could you eat before you were full?what a diet, what a pig.maybe crocs shuld luke into dis.

The interesting thing I find about modern weight issues is that there was once a time when society wanted to be over weight, it was a sign of wealth, status and meant you could generally (not always) live through the next famine better than the skinny person.

Give pig a break. He’s just having a light snack.

Today’s Spanish strip is pretty much word for word except for the very end. “Rail thin” doesn’t really translate effectively. The Spanish says “Sere’ delgado en un santiamen.” “I’ll be thin in a ‘santiamen.’” Think the last half of a Hail Mary at lightning speed: “Santa Maria bzbzbzbzb Amen.”

calorie counts

Whatever happened to Pig’s all-bacon diet?

I’m on the rotation diet……….every time I turn around I eat!

I’ve a lot less though, it’s hard to get the food past the foot in my mouth

Makes me think of those 3 Musketeers commercials where the candy bars were floating to the ceiling, because of how “light” they were.

Now there’s a diet I could stick with! Brilliant, Pig, why didn’t I think of that?

@Pig … more like: “I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days.” ~Totie Fields :P

i don’t think donuts are light. beignets or croissants would be better. of course, the croissants would be coated in butter and jam….

If only …

Don’t laugh; pig may be science adviser to the president in the next republican administration.

this is the first comic i ever read