FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 11, 2010
August 10, 2010
August 12, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: Please, Mom, please... get this computer! It's got dual processors, tons of ram, a state-of-the-art 3-D card, a built in disk array, DVD, slots galore, ports galore, and Dolby Digital Surround Sound output! Andy: If you ask me, it's awfully plain. Jason: Plain? Andy: Have you seen these cute ones in all different colors over here? Jason: "Cute"? Mom, this is Cindy Crawford!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 13 years ago
Keep looking, Jason… there’s a better one around the corner.
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
As they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Rakkav over 13 years ago
And give it curves…
yyyguy over 13 years ago
as Wolfman Jack said… if you’ve got the curves, baby i’ve got the angles!
ARF2 over 13 years ago
Jason, meet the iFruit. iFruit, meet Jason Fox.
Be very afraid.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
Apple style consumer before it was in style.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
The eternal battle of form over content.
twj0729 over 13 years ago
The important question to ask is “Is it going to be friendly to Daddy?”
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Why would God make a gender who think you clean electronics with water and bleach?
BananaSlug over 13 years ago
“Ha ha, it’s so funny when girls try to buy guy stuff, huh?”
“Guy stuff”? There’s such a thing as a computer illiterate male, you know. I happen to know very few boys who are good with computers.
(Although, come to think of it, most of the girls I know ask things like “how do you play on Google?”)
Frankr over 13 years ago
Lewreader: Wait til SWBMO puts your tivo in the dishwasher.
miniwidge over 13 years ago
My sister is a computer IT person. She’d know more about computers than 99% of the guys I meet.
If you go along with your stereotype, it’s even more funny when guys try to buy girl stuff… “Honey, could you pick me up some tampons?” Hilarity ensues…
amingv over 13 years ago
Not tampons, but pads seem to be all the rage around guys.
I feel Jason’s pain, most women I know do get computers and furbies mixed up…
Arbitrary over 11 years ago
Heheheheh, “Dual processor”. How far we’ve come.
Romeo2Delta2 over 4 years ago
They still sell stuff like this. For a shiny chrome case people are willing to overlook minor details like a bloated OS or a complete software lockdown.