Hey, now. That guy’s a top specialist. If the patient is afflicted with demons or angry ancestors, he’ll be up and about in no time. And don’t slander the doc, or he’ll sue you. He’s got his lawyer right there with him, his left-hand man.
I once heard a MD say “I can mumble magic words, wave feathers and blow smoke on a patient’s sprained ankle and it’ll be better in a week. Or I can give him the the latest medical treatments and it’ll be better in seven days.” Sometimes the witch doctor approach is as good as any.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
But where will we find one with doctors that make house calls?
J Short over 8 years ago
This one will probably do less harm.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Nope, not going down the easy road. It is Christmas and I don’t want to start something.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Looks like a different kind of outsourcing.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Right on.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hey, now. That guy’s a top specialist. If the patient is afflicted with demons or angry ancestors, he’ll be up and about in no time. And don’t slander the doc, or he’ll sue you. He’s got his lawyer right there with him, his left-hand man.
Oge over 8 years ago
I once heard a MD say “I can mumble magic words, wave feathers and blow smoke on a patient’s sprained ankle and it’ll be better in a week. Or I can give him the the latest medical treatments and it’ll be better in seven days.” Sometimes the witch doctor approach is as good as any.
Marblemouth over 8 years ago
Without an HMO, witch doctor would you choose?
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I guess I was wrong…If I don’t start nothin’ there was still somethin’.
Angry Indeed over 8 years ago
Wait til you see the good doctor’s itemized billing statement.