The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 25, 2021

You couldn’t find a respectable I.Q. if you lumped all four brains together.

Are they forgetting that Walmart now has a grocery department?

I would do it! For either amount, although the more the better!

Talk ’em down.

With that pair, it would go from a grocery store to gross-ery store.

Hey, wait…is that $1,000 each?…?

found my IQ when i left the page

Holy cow… there it is… out for the holiday… it’s the green Blouse with Orange Flowers…!

“Oh, we know what you are. Now we are simply haggling over the price.”

- Oscar Wilde (apocryphally)

Now you know why the story put up closed sign when they see them coming.

Burl say" YES!!! (mmmm, mmmm….mmmmm….MoneyMoneyMoney!! Oh yes I will, I WILL!! Half the $$$$ in advance, the rest when I get back (or call from the police station….)….

Why not? They go shopping with a full head of curlers.

River Dance on Ice would have been successful had they not performed it outdoors on the river. During the summer. COVID screwed up the timing on everything.

how about no makeup for $500? I usually do that for free…