Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for December 15, 2015

  1. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Next stop: McDonalds, to take offense at their selling “bird nuggets” and maybe get a free Filet-O-Fish.

     •  Reply
  2. I yam who i yam
    Kind&Kinder  over 8 years ago

    Maybe some of us could just cool down a little with our hypersensitivity and just forgive every stupid #!&#%%!!! who offends us by his/her very existence! And, oh yes, a pleasant holiday to all. I’ll have some java in that red cup, now, Mr. Barista.

     •  Reply
  3. Missing large
    lopaka  over 8 years ago

    Got one in front of me and it’s red, green with some white. That’s Christmas enough. It is amazing that people had issues with this.

     •  Reply
  4. Unclescrooge
    LeslieBark  over 8 years ago

    The Society of the Easily Offended is actively recruiting new members! Join now … avoid the rush!

     •  Reply
  5. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Mmm, free coffee cake….Hey, any old coffee shop: I’m offended by your whatever! Gimme freebies!

     •  Reply
  6. Odin
    Holden Awn  over 8 years ago

    I’m an elderly, white, American, mostly Christian, heterosexual, male. People at home and abroad stand in line and take numbers to express their offense at my very existence.

     •  Reply
  7. Mr haney
    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Nothing says Christmas more than a coffee cup. When are Christmas day services at Starbucks anyway. Probably more Christians there than in church. Do the baristas carol?

     •  Reply
  8. Shepherd sam
    peabodyboy  over 8 years ago

    I think the media is orchestrating a war against Festivus. I haven’t heard anything about Festivus this year. Those effete snobs must hate the rest of us.

     •  Reply
  9. Louis2
    PoodleGroomer  over 8 years ago

    You can’t hide from the moderators. They found me sneaking in from the library and sent internet commands that set the computer on fire.

     •  Reply
  10. Deficon
    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Starbucks hates polar bears, too. They’ve sold cookies of polar bears with their throats slashed. The TV tells me so.

     •  Reply
  11. Fb img 1509486198333
    e.groves  over 8 years ago

    When Dana Carvey was on SNL as the Church Lady, she would have said something like,“Who wears Red? Now isn’t that special?”

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    dutchs  over 8 years ago

    Wasn’t so many years ago red was subversive. My local arena sports a red star. Still jars me a little.

    Sigh…Only one enemy. We didn’t know when we were well off.

     •  Reply
  13. Downloadfile
    Guilty Bystander  over 8 years ago

    This implies that there’s an off-season for offensensitivity and I didn’t think Generation Waaah ever took a day off.

     •  Reply
  14. Cathy aack
    lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The very folks who are offended by the plain red cup are the ones who intensely dislike political correctness. It’s only supposed to be PC for them.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Bloom County 2019