Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 10, 2015
December 04, 2015
December 11, 2015
Transcript:
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 2005 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling How the Grinch Started A War on Christmas! A Fox News Christmas Story. The Grinch spied the Whos, With their Christmas preparations, And decided to put an end To their holy celebrations. He needed a plan, That was cruel and was smart, And a plan did form, In his tiny little hart. He stood in the middle, Of Who-ville Square, And said, "Happy Holidays," With an icy stare. The plan SHOULD have worked, The plan was airtight. But something unexpected Happened that night. The Whos gathered 'round him, And said, "Haven't you heard? You can't ruin Christmas, With a PHRASE or a WORD..." "...because we'll beat the snot out of you, you moonbat. You make us sick." POW "You're oppressing us. Your anti-American blasphemy makes baby Jesus' ears bleed." Was the Grinch Secular, Progressive, Jew-esque, or Islam-ish? Whatever. The Whos won THIS war. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Stryk428 over 8 years ago
Happy Holidays!
badeckman over 8 years ago
seasons greetings
Pharmakeus Ubik over 8 years ago
Gallifrey is a pretty rough place.
LizardPriest over 8 years ago
Have a Gay Saturnalia!
pumaman over 8 years ago
Have a Super Solstice!
Linguist over 8 years ago
MERRY XMAS !
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m surprised they are not rioting at Starbucks for denying them holy cups with snowmen on them to worship.
BaltoBill over 8 years ago
It’s Festivus for the rest of us!
Christopher Shea over 8 years ago
“Have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaaaazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.” - Krusty the Clown
grumper13 over 8 years ago
The only comment left to add: Great artwork on this strip!
jeremiahcatclaw over 8 years ago
I like how the rhyme and meter break down in panels 7 & 8, where the crazies have their say.
pstampfel Premium Member over 8 years ago
We got Mexican wrestlers & Donald duckBetty Boop and a fire truckJacki O & marilyn monroe& the Hiawatha engine from the Milwaukee Roadplus a Sting Ray cheve from ‘63On our pagan jewish Christmas tree
Got skeletons, skulls, and shoes by the dozenBuildings Chrysler and Empire State2 snow whites & dwarfs 14Whole damn tree’s on mescalineHung the coolest shit that you’ll ever seeOn our pagan jewish Christmas tree
got spider man & ringo starra cute little mouse in a racing carthe mighty hulk & bettie pageand a little birdie in a cagegot a chimpanzee & a manateeon our pagan jewish Christmas tree
Spirit of st Louis & the batmobilePeople say our tree’s unrealOrnaments designed by frank Lloyd wright& hundreds of lights all burning brightNo damn baby jesus or wise men 3On our pagan jewish Christmas tree
Whales & cows & princess DiThe planet saturn & a butterflyThe list goes on for way too long To fit this tiny little songThat we all sing so merrilyBout our pagan jewish Christmas tree
jpozenel over 8 years ago
Looks like he was just asking for it!
Eclectic-1 over 8 years ago
Where irratation is forbidden, there can be no tolerance.
John Gibson Premium Member over 8 years ago
So a guy born in the middle east to Jewish parents ears will bleed if you act “unamercan”. I guess in biblical and GOP logic this makes as much sense as anything else they believe.
cowtung over 8 years ago
Merry Christmachrist!
TheWildSow over 8 years ago
Always makes me laugh how many members of the (un)Christian Wrong seriously object to folks calling Christmas a “HOLY Day”!