The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 16, 2015
December 15, 2015
December 17, 2015
Transcript:
KN: tell the security guard what you did...
Kid: I took a candy bar and ate it!!
Cop: Oh really?
BZZT
KN: why did you tase him?!!
Cop: they wont let us have guns!!
When I was a kid that age I took some gum from a store. My mother found out (“what’s in your mouth?” “ummm…nothin’”). She took me back to the store, called the manager, and made me pay for it. I was bawling my eyes out. I never did anything like that again. There were no tasers then.
HonoBear over 8 years ago
He’s lucky that he only was tased once, some places use multi tases only.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
How dare you hurt that child?!
Yorba Dad Premium Member over 8 years ago
When I was a kid that age I took some gum from a store. My mother found out (“what’s in your mouth?” “ummm…nothin’”). She took me back to the store, called the manager, and made me pay for it. I was bawling my eyes out. I never did anything like that again. There were no tasers then.