FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 15, 2015

So Jason thinks Santa isn’t going to check the nice/naughty list thrice?

Sorry Jason. Santa’s naughty/nice list is kept on a Commodore 64.

Hey now…..

I.n. 3.5. y.e.a.r.s., I. h.a.v.e. n.e.v.e.r. s.e.e.n. I.P. w.r.i.t.t.e.n. l.i.k.e. t.h.a.t.. W.h.y. d.i.d. w.e. e.v.e.n. b.o.t.h.e.r. w.r.i.t.i.n.g. R.F.C. 7.9.1. i.f. c.a.r.t.o.o.n.i.s.t.s. w.e.r.e. g.o.i.n.g. t.o. r.e.f.u.s.e. t.o. r.e.a.d. i.t.?.

From the description, Santa uses UNIX……

@Eclectic-1: too true.

Obviously, he’s never seen any IT guys that have been in the business for over 30+ years. Fat and Beards are pretty standard

So, Santa uses UNIX.

Wait: is Jason saying that Steve Wozniak is really Santa?

Hipster Santa?

Look up Luddite in the dictionary.Santa’s picture is right next to it.

He’s so fat that he can’t reach the keyboard.