Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Optimist If we educate people enough, they'll stop believing in astrology. Pessimist People will always believe in stupid things. It's just a burden of existence. Opportunist... And for just ten thousand dollars, our proprietary blend of foil and aluminum will deflect the harmful zodiac waves discovered by quantum science. Only $10
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
That’s ridiculous.You cannot deflect Zodiac waves with aluminum foil.It takes a planet-sized mass to even attenuate them slightly.
Ida No over 8 years ago
An optimist sees the glass as half full.The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.The opportunist is selling the glasses and water.I want to be an opportunist.
wellis1947 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes, it’s in the form of a baseball bat; but that would probably put you in jail even if deemed a ‘mercy’ killing.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Been done. The ads for the credit card sleeves made from mysterious fabric that block attempts to tap the credit card. Except that they do nothing. Nothing at all.
ziggman14304 over 8 years ago
The rf sleeves do set off the metal detectors at the airport though.