Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 30, 2015
November 29, 2015
December 01, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: What's up today? More horsing around? Haha, get it? 'Cause you're a horse. Marigold: I have told you, I am not a horse. Phoebe: You have four legs, hooves, a mane, you say "whinny"... Marigold: You have two legs. Perhaps you are an emu. Phoebe: Hm...emus eat insects, and I did swallow a bug earlier.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
touché, Marigold
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Marigold has a good point. Zebras look like horses too, but are not the latter either.
luducks over 8 years ago
Phoebe does share a lot in common with an emu…
BoomTollStinkBomb over 8 years ago
[gasp] maybe Phoebe is an emu!
Kyle Robert over 8 years ago
And the title becomes “Marigold and Her Emu.”
DDrazen over 8 years ago
Not sure if this is humor or profiling.
Q4horse over 8 years ago
Horses, with their long silky tails are much prettier than unicorns.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Humans are naked beach apes.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hee hee hee!
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
“You have two legs. Perhaps you are an emu”. Very funny and SO much better than, “I know you are but what am I?” Still chuckling and looking for a way to use if on my husband.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
Don’t get into an debate with Marigold. You won’t win.
ladymadcat over 8 years ago
Good one, Sparkleface!
RalphZIggy over 8 years ago
Mr. Ed is not amused at the last two points you mentioned. He’d like a word with you behind the barn
SoItBegins~ over 8 years ago
A horse is a horse, of course, of courseAnd no one can talk to a horse, of courseUnless, of course,That horse, of course,Is a UNICORN!