Why bother taking them out of the ignition? Nobody is going to steal THAT car. (Even if they tried, they probably couldn’t figure out the secret ritual to start it.)
benbrilling: I just looked up resale values of late 50s DeSoto cars, and I am finding people want anywhere from $25,000 to $35,000 or more for these cars. I imagine the Perfessor’s will go for a bit less because it’s a bit rough, but as it turns out, late ’50s vehicles with big fins are worth serious money to restorers and collectors.
Yukoner over 13 years ago
Then try alternate transportation.
JanLC over 13 years ago
Didn’t we just have a conversation a few days ago about where to keep one’s keys?
shmlss over 13 years ago
it’s a conspiracy!!!
tbree over 13 years ago
Try the dryer. You know there’s a miniature black hole in there just big enough to suck up one sock at a time.
rshive over 13 years ago
Try under the couch cushion in the alternate universe.
Dkram over 13 years ago
I love a happy medium.
Ya I know it’s an old joke.
\\//_
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
How about petting the house and painting the cat?
benbrilling over 13 years ago
Why bother taking them out of the ignition? Nobody is going to steal THAT car. (Even if they tried, they probably couldn’t figure out the secret ritual to start it.)
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
benbrilling: I just looked up resale values of late 50s DeSoto cars, and I am finding people want anywhere from $25,000 to $35,000 or more for these cars. I imagine the Perfessor’s will go for a bit less because it’s a bit rough, but as it turns out, late ’50s vehicles with big fins are worth serious money to restorers and collectors.
Starting the car, of course, is another story…
LadybugMacon over 13 years ago
Cat poop don’t even like that car!!!