Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2015
November 16, 2015
November 18, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: Who got you this Boston job, Rip, and what did you do to him to make him hate you so much? Rip Haywire: His name is Fenway Parker, he's a private detective. Fenway... Woman: One second, Rip, important call... I'm on hold. Yeh, hello, Yankee Candle? Last time I checked you're located in Mass, right?... Well, when are you gonna change the name to Red Sox Candle?
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
This guy needs to get out more, at least enough to realize that there’s more to the world than Bahston.
MrPete over 8 years ago
Groan … As one who used to spend summers on the Cape, I totally get this :-D
Dan, you MUST have some of that in your blood to be able to write that joke :)
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Good grief…
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Fenway Parker… Wasn’t he in the military in another universe, struggling to be Rip’s C.O. without having a nervous breakdown? And didn’t he have a few extra pounds back then?