Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 27, 2015
November 26, 2015
November 28, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson holiday 2005 catalogs gifts for the coming apocalypse world's end winter 2005 world's end it's the end times, but folks still need to dress right! here's a wide selection of men's & women's fashions, all rugged enough to withstand anything short of a direct as-teroid hit! and all are guaranteed 100% rapturable, so no one's clothes get left behind! bang 'n' whimper bang 'n' whimper the world ends with a bang, a whimper... and a laugh! hilarious gag gifts & novelties that put the "fun" back in the collapse of civili-zation! fake dead birds (4-pack), rubber ebola viruses, global warming naughty underwear, kansas science text-books! if you gotta go, go with a rictus! fatalibles fatalibles the apocalypse is your last chance to splurge! gift baskets stuffed with danger-ous delights & un-certain comestibles! mercury marinade tuna, undercooked japanese blowfish, chicken sushi, deep-fried mars bars! perfect for the gourmet fatalist on your list.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Hokey smokes, Richard! I don’t have The Apocalypse on my Coming Attractions calendar! Can you enlighten?
comixbomix over 8 years ago
I wonder whether Kansas resents losing its “Textbooks of Ignorance” primacy to Texas…?
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
“If you go to the Rapture, but your clothes don’t, we’ll refund your full purchase price! If your clothes go, but you don’t, Haw!”
pam Miner over 8 years ago
Kansas science text books.. When I was in school they were full of true facts, and Democrats existed.Nowadays who knows what kind of stuff in in them? Probably not evolution.One of my kids moved to anther state and said she will never even think of moviing back here, everyone listens to fox nooz.Our governor hates everyone except the native Koch brothers and it’s no wonder people are moving out of state by the droves.