Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 24, 2015

How devastating for the Parisians (darn Prussians). Also, only THREE moose?!

You have to be very brave(or foolish) to milk moose. I hope that the Johanssons get good money from that cheese.

I clean up a LOT of hairballs!!!!! I could have been a billionaire by now!!!

A moose once bit my sister.

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies …

I don’t know about the other things, but I do know cat hairballs do cure walking barefoot in a room at night without first turning on the lights. Ew!

Bilan, thats why I preferr llamas

Hairball story: My cat hacked up a hairball on my bed one night. I shook the bedspread to get rid of it. The next morning I found it adhered to the bedroom wall. It stayed there several years until the house went up for sale. I had to remove it at the insistence of the realtor.

NOTICE TO EVERYONE WHO READ THIS FAR:

All that stuff that appears to have been written by me and addressed to @Doug Thomas, was NOT written by me — I have no idea where it came from, and I TOTALLY blame GoComics for this BooBoo!

I am a paying member; therefore I have a right to squawk!

I sure wish SOMEBODY would consider doing us the tiny favor of of an

EDIT FEATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought the plural of Moose was Mooses or maybe Meese.

No creature produces cheese. At best they produce milk which then becomes cheese.

You mean they DON’T cure those things?!

Because they always put these things together in Ripleys I sometimes get confused..Not knowing about Mooses(Meeces) I was wondering how big the hairball was that they hacked up…Ginormous I supposed..