Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    I guess, calling it “Rat Channels the Spirit of Heath Robinson” just wouldn’t be funny.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Anyone hungry for a Reuben?

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    stewjim  over 8 years ago

    what a stupid strip

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    finale  over 8 years ago

    The Goldbergs

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    how lame, but somewhat likable at the same time

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    Actually, I didn’t see that one coming, did anyone else?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 8 years ago

    I believe a shark has been jumped. But I still love ya, Stephan.

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    mammamoonbeam  over 8 years ago

    I’ve never met a pun I liked and Steven’s are especially egregious. (Throws newspaper away.)

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    krcaddis  over 8 years ago

    Yesterday set up the premise, panel 1, aka “(A)”

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    hariseldon59  over 8 years ago

    This reminds me of the old commercials for Direct TV: When your cable’s on the fritz, you get frustrated. When you get frustrated your daughter imitates, when your daughter imitates, she gets thrown out of school, when she gets thrown out of school, she hangs out with un-desirables, when she hangs out with un-desirables, she ties the knot with an undesirable, when she ties the knot with an undesirable, you get a grandson with a dog collar…Don’t have a grandson with a dog collar.

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    And Rat wants to yell about him making puns? After this pun strip Rat should apologize to Stephan.

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    punsmakethewordsgoround  over 8 years ago

    having rat as a distractor was good!

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    cdgar  over 8 years ago

    What abort the Bert’s lawyers who sue Stephan for wrongful death with an enhancement of poor punny business?

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    BumptiousQBangwhistle  over 8 years ago

    Surprised by the negative comments. I liked this one, an alternate take on his usual puns. Plus I like the circular nature of it. Isn’t this where / we came in.

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    Ratbrat  over 8 years ago

    I rather enjoy puns. Wordplay always makes me smile.

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    Canuckguy  over 8 years ago

    Are the detractors being facetious? I read this strip every day and chuckle.

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    looks like Pig was the BUrT of this joke.

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    juicebruce  over 8 years ago

    It’s all so random but it could happen……….

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    DamnHappyChappy  over 8 years ago

    I love the puns.

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    Kaputnik  over 8 years ago

    PBS is in the local paper, but I read it here. I hardly ever throw my computer across the room, hitting random cats, though.

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    rare appearance  over 8 years ago

    Heck, I read this comic just for the pun strips.

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    tom  over 8 years ago

    The pun is a high form of art!

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    thetraveller4  over 8 years ago

    Instead of complaining, people who don’t like puns should simply not read this strip…almost everybody knows that PBS is full of them, so let pun lovers enjoy and, pun haters, go to the next strip!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Thus illustrating that there are no temporal anomalies, only eddy currents in the alternating flow of time.

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    healing huggs  over 8 years ago

    “the punny paper”…………..ouch!

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    jackhs  over 8 years ago

    Rat does it better than Steph.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    I’m not a rube, I, sir, am a maroon.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    It’s a good thing Cartoon Boy spoofed himself, because that spares me the necessity of coming up with some fitting rebuke here. Plus, this strip has the bonus value of revealing some of Cartoon Boy’s “creative” process. Maybe we should steal the newspapers off his and Staci’s famous front porch….

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    OGWhatahunk  over 8 years ago
    I met a pretty farm girl but I could not “a tractor”That’s my pun.
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    J. Krysl  over 8 years ago

    Puns used to be my guilty pleasure. PBS has brought them so high, or me so low, that I no longer feel guilty.

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    Yes, he should be drawn and quoted.

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    mordalo  over 8 years ago

    Out of all the horrible puns, this one isn’t half bad.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 8 years ago

    That dog is too shaggy.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It made me laugh out loud – the thrown newspaper in the last panel was just icing on the cake.

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    Perkycat  over 8 years ago

    So funny!

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member over 8 years ago

    A new pun bar has been set. Not sure if it’s higher or lower….

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    A_NY_Outlaw  over 8 years ago

    well done Stephen, I didn’t see that one coming.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Bee-Utiful, says Burt.

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    Logical Duck  over 8 years ago

    I didn’t know the note E could have that effect.

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    abbybookcase  over 8 years ago

    of course, this hinges on people actually knowing about rube goldberg- a minority at this point, i suspect

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    paullp Premium Member over 8 years ago

    This was wonderful! Long live the puns!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago

    which in my twisted mind begs the question – has pastis ever done a pun that NOBODY liked? i think not. maybe some uninformed or unappreciative pun critics but not EVERYBODY. some have been baaadd, but even then there is at least one person that likes it. :)should be ‘like’ buttons on go comics just to see.

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    Qiset  over 8 years ago

    Nice. Let’s me know that is still hope.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Go Stephan!

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    romart1  over 8 years ago

    When I saw Rube Goldberg I knew to prepare for something baaadddd.

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    doublepaw  over 8 years ago

    Comparing anything no matter how lame to Directv’s commercials is not valid. They have had the worst ads on TV for several years. I recently switched to DISH just so I don’t have to put up with them anymore. Just stupid.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Rat, you’re just as bad a Stephan.

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    selegue  over 8 years ago

    I feel especially bad for all the potatoes killed by that flautist.

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    EdFenster Premium Member over 8 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, Stephen, why try again?

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    bsqnbay  over 8 years ago

    Very well done, SP!!

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    TheJustinator  almost 4 years ago

    I get it.

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    SupaSunotchi  over 3 years ago

    this actually happened you know

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    cs2854900  about 2 years ago

    this feels like a black comedy

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    alantain  8 months ago

    I wonder if Rube Goldgerg ever heard of Occam’s Razor?

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