Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 26, 2015

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Tom the dancing bug Secret origins of non super heroes Howard Taylor Power: Can always tell when its going to rain. ORIGIN: Arthritic knee Nick Rysanko Power: Ability to lose consciousness at will. Origin: Massive mounts of drugs taken between ages 14 and 23. Jill Portner power: Knows the winner of every emmy award for best actress (comedy) origin: dropped on head as a baby Ned Beineke Power: Inability to use public urinals Origin: Bullies pulled down his gym shorts in 7th grade. Meg Gentry Power: Can mentally color-coordinate clothes and items Origin: Born that way Peter Holdridge Power: can flip beer bottles caps very far Origin: Belted by gamma rays during experiment gone awry