B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 22, 2015

Does that thing still exist?

I hear Pastis is looking…

Forget Garfield. Try Heathcliff. He’s always available.

Try making a sudden move and see if they fall off. Oh, right. Sorry.

It’s what happens when you sign up with Uber.

Careful Groupies. Mr Turtle may start charging fees for luggage and services.

they’re hiring, but they pay minimum wage w/ no benefits

Volume discount?

Just so they don’t start in with their trio singing group.

GreyPoupon ?…

I’ve heard Garfield is into turtle lasagna so………..

He is, but you exercise to much(all that walking and carrying your friends around).

In the news today, Groupon is having severe financial difficulties!

From one who deplores the concept, maybe they will offer coupons to view their demise…