Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Rat is doing the world a favor by covering up his face.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Rat’s heroes are Cheech and Chong.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Looks like a Mexican Amish blind guy.

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    Arianne  over 8 years ago

    ♪ …So put on your eyeshades, you know where to put the…cork… ♪

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Hmm. Microagression?

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    A real drug smuggler would say: Passport? We don’t need no stinking passport!

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    Proginoskes  over 8 years ago

    Try wearing a burqa and invoking the First Amendment!

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    If Rat’s not in jail tomorrow, then this guy really does work for the government.

    “Reason you need a passport?”

    “So I can smuggle cocaine into the country and sell it on the streets in order to make a huge profit and put the meth dealer on the corner by my house out of business”

    “Ok, just as long as you do not intend to do anything illegal.”

    Sounds like how some of our government employees are going these days. And about like TSA agents who confiscate a school teacher’s cupcake given to her by a student because “it might be an explosive device.” BS it was a possible explosive device, they just wanted a snack.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Coming into Los AngeleseBringing in a couple of keysDon’t touch my bag, if you please, Mr Customs Man.♫♪♪

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    mammamoonbeam  over 8 years ago

    Looks like Rat is one toke over the line.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago

    @John Smith—Rat does have a point. He’s wearing the sombrero to cover it!

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Rat is up-front about his intent, but has to hide his real face to avoid drug cartel retaliation. The gummymint is just a helpless bystander….

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    hariseldon59  over 8 years ago

    Senor Rat

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    Sandfan  over 8 years ago

    Arianne gave you the tease; here’s the greatest rock band ever performing the song at Woodstock…We’re Not Gonna Take It

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    Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Better hope Donald Trump does not find you out Sir Rat!

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    Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Rat n’ Roll is hear to stay!!!

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    Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Rat n’ Roll is hear to stay!!!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 8 years ago

    Rat’s being honest, if he’s going to wear the same disguise while smuggling.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    He doesn’t need the disguise. We all know Pastis’ artistic abilities, and it’s unlikely that any other rats would look at all different.

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    dre7861  over 8 years ago

    Rat’s true motives are revealed!

    I wish Pastis and Trudeau could do a mash-up of the adventures of Rat and Duke.

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    Scott S  over 8 years ago

    I had to bring my own photo to the post office for my passport.

    But I could get a free one at the AAA office.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    I’ve only had one passport which was 10 years ago.

    Rat looks ridiculous. And I like it!

    xxx

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    abbybookcase  over 8 years ago

    i tend to instinctively squint when posing for a photo. the passport photographer had a ton of trouble getting a picture where you could see the color of my eyes.my dad once said we could never get a picture with my eyes open or my grandmother’s mouth closed

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    LeePIII Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Rat must be a Moose Limb.

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    Zebra  about 6 years ago

    I don’t know why I’m friends with him

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