PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 04, 2020

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    allen@home  about 4 years ago

    A pound of coal.

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    common sanse  about 4 years ago

    Disappointed.

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    Macushlalondra  about 4 years ago

    A one way plane ticket to Tasmania.

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    blunebottle  about 4 years ago

    MP3 player? You can tell this was written in 2005.

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    dwane.scoty1  about 4 years ago

    “If they got all that stuff for you, I guess I would have settle for a warm meal!”

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Same bed?

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    Al Nala  about 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t answer that.

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    asrialfeeple  about 4 years ago

    Jeri will be Jeri.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 4 years ago

    The surgical removal of that stick up your butt.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men,” just doesn’t cut it anymore.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Christmas has two "s"’s in it and their both Dollar Signs. (E. Scrooge, Green Chri$tma$)

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