Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 30, 2015
July 29, 2015
July 31, 2015
Transcript:
Remember when you wet your pants in second grade? Remember when your locker combo was 14-32-5? Remember when you spilled coffee in last week's staff meeting? JEFF SOON REGRETTED BUYING A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS
rekam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Funny!
stairsteppublishing over 8 years ago
No, it gets more so as it accumulates more memories.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Looks like for right now, it retains both short term and long term memories.(Oh and it is still firm)
cdward over 8 years ago
So, what Jeff really needs is a memory loss foam mattress.
Totalloser Premium Member over 8 years ago
Looks like Jeff is wearing his Star Trek Pajamas
amxchester over 8 years ago
@totalloser, Unknown Crewman in retirement?
Arianne over 8 years ago
♪ Memory… all alone in the moonlight… ♪
jpsomebody over 8 years ago
I had a memory foam chair. After I ate taco bell, I could hear the chair praying for amnesia.
Al Nala over 8 years ago
How does it remember what happened before it was put on that bed? He was in a smaller bed in 2nd grade!
Ricky Bennett over 8 years ago
My locker combo in 1971 was 2-16-26.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sadly, those were the hottest memories his mattress had.