Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 05, 2010

I wonder if that would work as a commenter on the comic pages.

i would think that get-up would stop people from talking anything with him.

I want one…

it can ruin a perfectly good happy hour.

You look like someone who wants to talk about religion.

Excuse me, but isn’t that a woman?

Desultourist, if you want to make sure they don’t talk religion either, just carry a big, leather-bound, King James bible protected by a zippered cover. Add that to the current outfit, and you should be safe from all conversation.

And what about sport everybody, didn’t you know you should never talk politics, religion or sport in a bar as it saves one hell of a load of arguments and fights. What should he wear to deter converstaions about sports?

thirdguy….was it the umbrella in the drink that gave it away or the two straws?

cedward, if he (or she, hard to tell…) does that then all the tea baggers will flock…..

ronaldmundy…I was looking at the hair, the lipstick and the necklace.

JW witnessing pamphlets help, too, cdward.

“However, Tea Party people walk right up and start up. I believe it’s something about the movie Clueless.

I don’t see a necklace?? I thought it was a middle aged man with some sprouts of chest hair showing

That’s ridiculous. I just wear an “I like Ike” button.

Umm, what lipstick, what necklace? I see a patch of hair on his chest. So some guys like fruity drinks? I happen to like both the fruity and the hard liquor. As far as the straws and the umbrella, I can tell you that I wouldn’t want them in my drink, they would annoy the heck out of me. Does that make me butch? Hmm, better tell my boyfriend!

That get up might have the opposite outcome if he runs into people with a perverse sense of humor and I know several!

I hope that you’ve put a towel on your bar stool.

and with skin that thin, it better be a soft one,

Amen, plus4!!!

I know. It’s like the guys who put Hitler gear on Obama or the ones who call you a pinko or red or…Wait, are we on the same topic now, plus4?

I just think it is hysterical.

My plan is to be a crazy old woman.

Is that guy with barrel Uncle Sam?

Hey you guys, if you want to look closer that strip, just click that strip to become bigger so you can see what that guy with barrel and hat looks like whether if that person is a man or a woman.

plus4: Slanderous rhetoric defines liberalism.

i, too, saw no evidence of lipstick or necklace, though the hair might be a tad long for a guy. as for “fruity drinks” some of them pack a much bigger wallop than your run of the mill rum and coke does.

Mmmm, fruity drinks! Yum, sounds like breakfast pop to me.

I need to buy a barrel.

Right on, UBUBOBU!!!

I know, UBU. Nothing as dignified as Rush in the liberal pantry.

Gimme a break UBUBOBU. Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh have taken slanderous rhetoric to a whole new level.

Love it, Wiley!!

I wonder what attire would act as an effective repellent to anyone eager to talk religion around me?

Thanks cdward, I forgot about that tired old cliche, especially if you get a bible cover with a huge red/white/blue eagle on both sides!

I’m easy with anything at the bar except when someone offers to push in my stool.

Aposteriori said, I wonder what attire would act as an effective repellent to anyone eager to talk religion around me?

Watchtower pamphlets.

I’ll just be sitting here in the corner wearing my “Ask Me About Amway” T-Shirt.

what a brilliant idea