Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 08, 2015
July 07, 2015
July 09, 2015
Transcript:
Boy: Are we going camping again this summer? Man: Yep. Boy: Same muddy, mosquitoey, scary, deep, dark forest and snapping turtle, bloodsucker infested lake, as always? Man: See? It's such a beloved tradition, you remember everything about it.
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NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of camping trips in Calvin and Hobbes.
Totalloser Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I was last at camp 40 years ago, and I still remember words to the alma matas, and all of the sayings that were passed down over the years.Summer Camp trains you for real life when you are put together with people and have to learn to deal with a-holes
grossvatter almost 9 years ago
Sissies,we dealt with 7 foot alley-gators!!!Down in ole Mosquito Bayou.Where the Mosquitos are so big,they play horse shoes to see whos gonna bury the bones!!Horse bones that is!!!!!!
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Sounds a bit like some lakes in Minnesota!
We have 10,000 of them you know…
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
Where I come from, the mosquitos swallow the horseshoes in order to confuse the anti-aircraft radar.
TheWildSow almost 9 years ago
Hello MuddahHello FaddahHere I am atCamp GrenadaCamp is veryEntertainingAnd they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining!I went hikingWith Joe SpivyHe developedPoison ivyYou remember Leonard Skinner?He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner!All the counselorsHate the waitersAnd the lake hasAlligators!And the head coachWants no sissiesSo he reads to us from something called UlyssesNow I don’t wantThis should scare yaBut my bunkmateHas malariaYou rememberJeffrey Hardy?They’re about to organize a searching party!