Opal must have dried his shirt at too high a temp, and it shrunk. (If the shirt was just too tight, it might be weight gain, but I don’t think Earl is growing any taller lately.) As for the droopy pants, old men lose their glutes and pants don’t want to stay up anymore. Of course a belt or even suspenders might help.
Yeah, nice try Earl. Evidently you can only be “chic” with whatever you’re wearing if you’re one of those runway models and have some designer label attached—and the price to go with it. OR you’re chic if your face is some kind of celebrity that the paparazzi like to go after to prove they are NOT chic…. Just sayin’.
Squizzums almost 9 years ago
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us.
Llewellenbruce almost 9 years ago
Muffin slept through the whole conversation.
horsegal1 almost 9 years ago
Better that way!
puddymom almost 9 years ago
Nice try Earl!
GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
There’s nothing chic about your gut showing like that, Earl.
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
Our cat knows when I’m about to sit on the couch so I find her laying there when I enter the room.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 9 years ago
Opal must have dried his shirt at too high a temp, and it shrunk. (If the shirt was just too tight, it might be weight gain, but I don’t think Earl is growing any taller lately.) As for the droopy pants, old men lose their glutes and pants don’t want to stay up anymore. Of course a belt or even suspenders might help.
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
Earl should inform her she’s not a fashion model .
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
i’m a bit of a sloven myself, but the paunch should not hang out when leaving the house. just saying
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
A belly button isn’t attractive on anybody over five years old. Even – or especially – Miley Cyrus.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
I just shove anything on. I’m not at all bothered about clothes.
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holmswedeholm almost 9 years ago
Yeah, nice try Earl. Evidently you can only be “chic” with whatever you’re wearing if you’re one of those runway models and have some designer label attached—and the price to go with it. OR you’re chic if your face is some kind of celebrity that the paparazzi like to go after to prove they are NOT chic…. Just sayin’.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 9 years ago
Cleverly dressing in such a manner as to avoid attracting thieves and hordes of hot babes.WHATAGUY
bindydee almost 9 years ago
He is not any worse than the people who grocery shop in their PJs and fuzzy slippers!
I'll fly away almost 9 years ago
I couldn’t stop laughing. What a hoot! This hits right at home.