Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 11, 2015

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enjoy this vintage 1990 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug 25th anniversary: the very first tom the dancing bug the continuing adventures of: bad fetus yank! yank! bad fetus: hey! how 'bout some beer down here! geez! how much vegetable juice is this broad gonna drink?! 1990 ruben bolling you'll remember from last week's episode that frankie has been arrested for killing a police officer! bayonne bug los angeles denver news fetal felony! washington led police officer fetally wounded new york gazette bad fetus slays cop! sonograph reveals an utterly remorseless fetus bad fetus: yeah, i killed him! i didn't like his attitude! the nation is in an uproar! political conservatives are particularly baffled by the issue! guy 1: of course, as proponents of the death penalty, we must call for the execution of bad fetus! guy 2: b-but that would be advocating abortion! guy 3: worse! a publicly-funded abortion! meanwhile, frankie is holding up well under police interrogation! bad fetus: listen, you bozos, i'm no dope -- i'm not saying word one 'til my lawyer and my agent show up!