B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 22, 2015

Sounds like my kinda luck, played the lotto for a few years not even a single small win. Hey but I’m happy, just not rich ;-)

I once calculated the relative odds of winning the lottery against being injured in a road accident: can’t remember the result, but I think it suggested that you’d probably be better not to drive more than a couple of hundred yards to buy a ticket…

He probably has my luck where he only gets the bad luck.

My husband used to have a bright orange Renault LeCar (R5). One bright, sunny day, he was home, when he heard a strange sound. He looked out, and a U-Haul was backing right up into the LeCar! He went up to the guy and yelled, “You’re backing into my car!” The other guy said, "Oh, I didn’t see it! My husband responded, “You didn’t see a bright freaking orange car in an EMPTY PARKING LOT?”

“If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.”Hee Haw to the rescue

I guess that’s what they call “buzzard luck”!

It has nothing to do with luck.Everybody knows that trees have a strong magnetic attraction for wheels.

odds of hitting tree trillion to one…(hits it) odds of winning lottery ten to one…never ever wins. At least that would be me.

Red, YEP, that’s all me gots. They developed it weekly but not weakly.

lol … We have knee-high green utility boxes along the country roads here. They’re on the other side of the ditch. But they’ve all been hit.

Thor is just another tree hugger.

Thor took his bike lessons from Wile E. Coyote

“Hee Haw? Really Hee Haw?… From Born Under A Bad SignA great blues song by Albert King made famous by Cream and all you got is Hee Haw? Wow…”.

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GLOOM, DESPAIR AND AGONY ON MEFrom the TV Show “Hee-Haw” (1969 -1992)

Buck Owens & Roy Clark

Gloom, despair, and agony on meDeep, dark depression, excessive miseryIf it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at allGloom, despair, and agony on me

We figured she was rich, loaded to the hiltAnd we figured she had class like the Vanderbilts’Cause we had heard for years how she was so well rearedHow was we to know they meant the way she was built

Gloom, despair, and agony on meDeep, dark depression, excessive miseryIf it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at allGloom, despair, and agony on me

K.C. The most common explanation for running into a school bus: “I didn’t see it.” .thirty-five long, eight feet wide, ten feet high, orange and white, lots of flashing and blinking and strobing lights AND invisible

It is hard to see anything, much less a bus, when all you do, while driving, is look at your phone.

I don’t think poor Thor can see anything right now…

It’s quite simple, actually. Thor was looking at the tree. Just like today when drivers stare at a pole or post, that’s what they hit. See? Nothing changed in hundreds-millions of years.

I’m not sure why, but this Rod Stewart hit from 1965 comes to mind..It seems to have relevance…

Being a long term snowmobiler, I can’t tell you the number of times a rider traveled on a marked trail through the woods and was struck by one of those “attack trees”…

After that hit, he probably sees a couple trees.

Thor? Of courth he ith. He jutht hit a tree!

I thought this was some kind of Earth Day, tree hugger toon, couldn’t understand it until I started reading the comments.