Pickles by Brian Crane for March 30, 2015

In 2007, my maternal grandfather lived to 96. In 1982, my paternal grandfather lived to 78. In 2009, my stepmother’s father lived to 80.

Yeah, he’ll start to smell. Oh wait, never mind.

The way I sleep, it would be hard to tell.

A guy said he thinks his wife died. How could he tell? The dishes are starting to pile up.

When told former President Coolidge had died, Dorothy Parker asked, “How can they tell?”

They say " You can’t take it with you "…That’s why I’m not going.

Made me laugh out loud.

Um, Earl, you’re supposed to at least say you fully intend to stay with him as long as possible. And somebodyelse2, Pearl does have her grandson and his parents to see to

I only ever met one of my grandparents. My Dad’s father and my Mum’s mother and father died long before I was born.

My grandma died in 2010 at age 86xxx

easy. if he’s dead, the snoring will stop but he won’t wake up

Rerun from 2007, Brian Crane is taking another few week hiatus from Pickles.

Update: I found out Pickles will resume with new daily episodes on April 27, 2015.

Everybody deserves a vacation now and then. I had some ancestors back in the 16/1700s – 9 kids in the family, only 1 died before age 90, several were over 100. So much for having a shorter life-span back then.

Hope you don’t find out for a LONG time, kid!