Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 21, 2015

Just remember to put it back when you’re done…

its a keeper!

But where should he take them?

Alright, this is going up next to an elevator in my school.

I usually do! I am not crazy about small, confined spaces…

Horace, your shoe is untied

Go ahead, ask him if he’s got the time.

Horace…The Stair Master!

Oh, Chuck Horris…

Take it to Hogwarts, their stairs are always moving!

Reminds me of a Henny Youngman joke::“My wife will buy anything marked down. Last week she brought home an escalator.”

Next time, sign painter, try the phrase use the stairs

That’s horsepower!

I am now holding the stairs hostage. Give me $100,000 And a car, let me leave the country, and I’ll return the stairs.