B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 30, 2015

As a martyr to the sex life of trees, I’m not in entire disapproval.

Where did cavemen find steel tools!?

Bad humor.

Yup, the scalloped edges indicate silex tools.

But if you’re able to believe that humans roamed the earth alongside dinosaurs 6 thousand years ago, you should have no difficulty believing cave men wielding steel tools… or even chain saws, for that matter ; D

The stupidity of man.

They have a chain saw. But like mine, it won’t start.

Watch out for the spotted owl.

Pretty much the same thinking I’ve always attributed to hunters:“Look at that elk! Isn’t it a beautiful, magnificent animal?”“Yeah! Let’s kill it!”

The tree is most inspired… to do what?Of course, given the two morons standing next to it, I suppose it is the most inspired…

They are paving Paradise to put up a Parking Lot

Sven is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day.” .So Sven takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. “How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?”, Sven asks himself. “I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day”, he tells himself. So, the next morning he gets up at 4 in the morning and cuts, and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and he only manages to cut five cords. .Sven is frustrated and invites his good friend Ole over to help. Sven says to Ole, “The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. Maybe I should take this saw back to the dealer?” Ole, baffled by Sven’s claim, removes the chainsaw from the case and says, “Huh, it looks fine.” Then Ole starts the chainsaw, to which Sven responds, “What’s that noise?”

Ya, shurre, yew betcha. Uff da!

Unbelievers will always feel threatened by anything a true believer says. It is a given and it is not personal, Just childish. Grace growers. What would we do without them? I believe it means that they are very close, almost there. Keep praying. Don’t give up

I’m an atheist and that’s always been one of my favorite poems. Methinks you need to relax a little, mate. No one’s out to get you.

And charge them $1.50 just to see them.